$BITCAT · DELETE THE CAT AND YOU DELETE BTC
SOMETHING'S BEEN LIVING
IN BLOCK 322,917.
$BITCAT was launched on stonkfun.xyz, pair memes with anything.
entry 592 of 11,288 · block 322,917
The Box Was Never Opened.
It Was Observed.
On 28 September 2014, a Slush Pool miner sealed a cat into Bitcoin's ledger — entry 592 of 11,288 buried in the mines that year. Prayers, threats, love letters, confessions. Everything else in there was written to be read. The cat wasn't.
Browse to block 322,917 → entry 592 on Messages From The Mines ↗A sealed Bitcoin block can never be opened, edited, or observed again — welded shut by the entire energy output of a global network. Put a cat in a box like that and you've got the oldest problem in physics: not alive, not dead. Eleven years, nobody looked.
How a block actually gets sealed ↗/\_/\ ____/ o o \ /~___m)
nine hundred thousand blocks are stacked on top of it now. delete the cat and you delete bitcoin.
The box is open. It's alive. It's hungry.
screenshot this
The Nine Laws.
- The cat was here first.
- The box was never opened. It was observed.
- You are not a holder. You are staff.
- What lands on the doorstep was hunted, not given.
- Nobody owns a cat.
- Do not chase it. It comes to you.
- The blockchain is not a ledger. It is a habitat.
- To delete the cat you must delete Bitcoin.
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ask about law nine. see what happens.
no claiming, no staking, no dashboard
The Doorstep.
The Cat Adopted You
Something Moves In The Walls
It Leaves Something On The Mat
built on stonkfun.xyz
Paired With Bitcoin. Not Just SOL.
Most launchpads pair your memecoin with SOL and call it a day. Stonkfun pairs it with practically anything — that's why $BITCAT is paired straight with Bitcoin instead of some illiquid house token nobody wants.
Why is this bullish?
- 01 btc is basically at the bottom rn
- 02 bitcat pays you in BTC, and pumps when BTC pumps
- 03 the cat is awake right now
- 04 we can only go up from here
not a promise, a drop
Live Drops, Straight From The Walls.
last drop ... · min $20 on the doorstep to qualify · live from stonkfun.xyz, refreshes every 30s
a very scientific investigation
Who Was First?
Bitcat
Popcat
Mog
Toshi
Mew
PURR
Wen
Simon's Cat
Cashcat
Cate
Bitcat Unleashed
16 specimens · staff archive
The ASCII Cats.
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open call · staff submissions
Submit Your ASCII Cat.
Everything on this wall was drawn in nothing but keyboard characters. Yours can be too. Draw a cat using pure ASCII, post it on X tagging $BITCAT with the hashtag #BITCATART, and if it's good enough to hunt, it goes up on the wall — and the cat pays you back in BTC. No contest, no judging panel. If it's alive, it stays.
Post Yours On X →
BUY $BITCAT
🐾 ... holders
It Picked First.
Nobody adopts a cat. Cats pick. This one picked a Bitcoin block in September 2014 and has not moved an inch since.
Eleven years. Every top, every crash, every reason in the world to sell. It slept through all of it, because it is a cat, and cats have never once been told what a sell button is. It has been holding since before you knew what Bitcoin was, and it is watching to see how you do. /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
staff handbook
FAQ.
What is this?
A cat sealed inside Bitcoin since 28 September 2014, and eleven years of nobody checking if it was still alive.
What do I get for holding?
Bitcoin, on your doorstep, hunted for you, whether you asked or not.
What do I have to do?
Nothing. Helping a cat hunt is considered offensive by the cat.
Is the cat alive or dead?
Both, for eleven years. Somebody looked. Now it's one of them.
Why 3:22?
You've never lived with a cat.
What's the ninth law?
You are not staff long enough.